Cinere Resort's BEST 2BR Apartment: Unbeatable Depok Luxury!
Cinere Resort's BEST 2BR Apartment: Unbeatable Depok Luxury?! (Or, Did I Get My Money's Worth?) A Chaotic Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this is going to be less "polished travel review" and more "drunkenly scribbled post-it note of a hotel experience." I just got back from Cinere Resort's "BEST 2BR Apartment: Unbeatable Depok Luxury!" and honestly? My brain is still sorting through the sheer volume of… well, everything. Let's break this down, shall we? (And by "break down," I mean, let's plunge headfirst into the chaos.)
Accessibility: (Or, Did I Trip Over Anything?)
Right off the bat, a solid thumbs up! They had an elevator (thank GOD, that’s a must), and the signage seemed… well, present. Didn't notice any major accessibility hurdles for anyone with mobility issues. I did see a few ramps, which is always a good sign. Now, did I personally use any of the accessible facilities? Nope. I was too busy trying to navigate my own two left feet, let alone a wheelchair. But the presence of them gets a check mark in my book.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges:
Okay, I did venture into the restaurant, and it seemed pretty spacious and easy to maneuver through. Didn’t see any cramped tables that would make squeezing a wheelchair impossible. The bar? Well, let's just say I was more focused on the "happy hour" deals than the accessibility of the barstools. But the layout itself? Again, seemed pretty okay. Look, I'm not a mobility expert, just a sleep-deprived traveler trying to survive.
Wheelchair Accessible:
See above. Seemed promising, but I can't guarantee. I'm more of a "trips over the curb" kind of accessibility expert myself.
Internet: Sweet, Sweet Wi-Fi (And the Potential for My Data to Be Stolen)
This is where things get interesting… and by “interesting,” I mean “a bit of a rollercoaster.” Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Immediate relief. I needed to stream that trashy reality show immediately. And the Wi-Fi in public areas was… well, it was there. Intermittently. Sometimes it was lightning fast, other times it was slower than a snail in molasses. I blame the humidity. Or the gremlins. I honestly expected internet access - LAN to be an ancient joke. However, it was available. Good for the old school. And of course, internet services were available at the front desk to help you struggle through the setup. Still, I'm grateful I had the Wi-Fi [free] in my room!
Things to Do / Ways to Relax: (The Massage That Wasn't, and the Pool That Was)
Alright, let's dive into the "luxury" part. They boast a whole smorgasbord of ways to unwind.
- Body scrub, body wrap, massage, foot bath, spa, spa/sauna, streamroom: I was particularly excited about the massage. Booked one. Anticipated pure bliss. What I got? A masseuse who clearly had a grudge against my muscles. It wasn't bad, per se… just… meh. Like, "I'll just close my eyes and pretend this is a professional massage" kind of meh. Maybe I had high expectations? I'm willing to give it another shot, in the name of science. Next time, I’m asking for the strongest. Because if I'm going to be manhandled, I want to feel it!
- Fitness center, gym/fitness: Yep, they had a gym. Didn't go. I figured my workout was hefting suitcases and arguing with the hotel staff over the bill. (More on that later).
- Pool with view, swimming pool, swimming pool [outdoor]: Now, this was top-notch. The swimming pool was gorgeous! It was an outdoor pool, and the picture they put on their website didn't do it justice. It was surrounded by lush greenery, and the view… chef's kiss. I spent a good chunk of my time floating in it, pretending I was a mermaid. It was a major selling point.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Did I Die from Germs? Spoiler Alert: I Didn't!)
Honestly? This is where Cinere Resort knocked it out of the park. In the current climate of… well, you know… they took hygiene seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check. The room smelled… clean. Like, overwhelmingly clean. Maybe a bit too clean? I could practically feel the germs retreating in terror.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Confirmed. The lobby sparkled.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. I practically bathed in it out of paranoia.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Even the mini-marshmallows for my hot chocolate were solo-wrapped.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried. It's a hotel, so crowds are inevitable. But they did their best to spread people out.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: I didn't see them, but I felt them.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: They claimed it. And I believe them. My paranoia demands it!
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: See above. Cleanliness was clearly a priority.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: The staff wore masks, hand sanitized, and seemed generally aware of what was going on.
- Sterilizing equipment: Probably somewhere!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Pretty sure. It was a while, because their rooms are super booked.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (The Buffet That Almost Broke Me)
Okay, food. This is another area where things got a little… complicated.
- A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant, desserts in restaurant, international cuisine in restaurant, salad in restaurant, soup in restaurant, vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: They had a huge menu, which is both impressive and slightly overwhelming. I mean, who needs that much choice?
- Asian breakfast, breakfast [buffet], breakfast service, buffet in restaurant, Western breakfast: They offered a breakfast buffet. Now, buffets are a gamble at the best of times. This one was… an experience. The sheer amount of food was mind-boggling. I went with the flow and had the Asian bacon which was amazing!. The presentation was decent, but the quality was… inconsistent. Some things were delicious, some things were… baffling. I’m not sure what exactly was in that mystery meat, but let's just say it wasn't bacon. The Coffee/tea in the restaurant was available. I kept my expectations low.
- Bar, poolside bar, happy hour: Happy hour was good. The cocktails were strong, which helped me forget about the mystery meat. The poolside bar was a convenient touch for a quick drink.
- Room service [24-hour]: Massive plus. Late-night snacks and a craving for room service is a must! The room service menu was extensive. You could literally order anything, any time. Which, of course, led to me ordering way too much comfort food at 2 AM.
- Snack bar, bottle of water: Standard stuff. Always appreciated.
Services and Conveniences: (The Concierge Couldn't Help Me, and the Laundry Cost a Fortune)
- Business facilities, concierge, contact check-in/out, convenience store, daily housekeeping, doorman, elevator, facilities for disabled guests, gift/souvenir shop, luggage storage, meeting/banquet facilities, safety deposit boxes, smoking and non-smoking, terrace: A lot of standard fare. All the things you'd expect from a decent hotel. The concierge tried to be helpful, but they were often… unavailable. Which was frustrating. The elevator was a lifesaver. Daily housekeeping kept the place tidy, even if I did make a mess daily. Smoking area was available, thankfully.
- Food delivery: Great if you dont want to leave the premises.
- Currency exchange: Not something I needed, but good to know.
- Dry cleaning, ironing service, laundry service: HOLY MOLY. The laundry service was expensive. Insanely expensive. I felt like I was getting fleeced. I should've just hand-washed everything in the bathtub. Next time.
- Babysitting service, family/child friendly, kids meal: Didn't use it, but it was there.
- **CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Security [24-hour],
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously color-coded itinerary. We're going to Depok, Indonesia, and trust me, it's gonna be a ride. Specifically, the (allegedly) Best Choice 2BR at Cinere Resort Apt By Travelio. Let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we?
The "Let's See How Screwed We Are" Itinerary:
(Subject to Change, AKA: Completely Fluid and Dependent on My Caffeine Intake & Mood.)
Day 1: Jakarta Jam & Cinematic Chaos
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up in my own bed, a place I love but secretly resent. The usual pre-flight panic sets in. Did I pack enough underwear? Did I remember my charging cables? Did I accidentally leave the oven on? Deep breaths. I hope.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The absolute nightmare of Jakarta traffic commences. Oh, the traffic! I'd heard stories, but nothing prepares you for the sheer, unadulterated gridlock. The airport shuttle driver, bless his soul, navigated this chaos with the zen of a Buddhist monk. We're talking bumper-to-bumper, motorcycles weaving like drunken bees, and horns that never, ever stop. I'm pretty sure my blood pressure spiked to dangerous levels.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Check-in. Pray to the Travel Gods that the "Best Choice" actually lives up to its name. Honestly, my expectations are rock bottom after the traffic. Fingers crossed it's not a mold-infested dungeon.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): First impressions: Well, it's…an apartment. Okay, not terrible. The balcony is nice, overlooking something that might be a pool, or a giant puddle of stagnant water. Let's go with "potential pool." Unpack, sigh with resignation, and settle in. I'm already behind schedule. I feel the need to use the toilet. Then have a coffee.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Explore the immediate area, which, based on the photos I've seen, might involve dodging speeding motorcycles and questionable food carts. Street food? I'm in! I'm also on a quest to find a decent coffee ASAP. Caffeine withdrawal is real, people.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner! Let's find a restaurant. Or, if hunger wins the day (which, let's be honest, it usually does), order some local takeout. Nasi Goreng, here I come! Oh, and maybe a Bintang beer. You know, for the "cultural experience."
- Evening (9:00 PM - Bedtime): Attempt to relax. Watch something on Netflix, or maybe try (and fail) to decipher the Indonesian news. Fall asleep, dreaming (hopefully) of fewer traffic jams and more delicious food.
Day 2: The "Cinere Chronicles" & Unexpected Adventures
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Slept in! Success. Breakfast, maybe something I can find at the local market. Perhaps some fruit. Perhaps some fried bananas. I'm an adventurous eater, mostly.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Immerse myself in the local scene. Visit a local market, a shopping mall with everything from Starbucks to massage parlors. I'm so tempted, I might get a massage. I want to see everything about what the area has to offer.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch. Preferably somewhere that doesn't induce food poisoning. I'm still figuring out the food safety rules.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The Pool Dilemma. Check out the "pool" situation. Is it actually swimmable? Is it clean? Are there terrifying children? I'm torn between the allure of a refreshing dip and the fear of what lurks beneath the surface. Decision, decisions.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): (The BIG One - Doubling Down!) Time for a proper Indonesian massage. Oh, sweet, sweet relief! I find one, haggling (badly) over the price. The experience is pure bliss. Those masseuses have magical hands. They knead out all the tension accumulated from the flight, the traffic, and the general existential dread. I emerge feeling like a new person, slightly oily but incredibly relaxed. This is, without a doubt, the highlight of the trip so far. I'm seriously considering a second massage.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner. More street food? Okay, maybe. Maybe I'll get brave and try something I can't identify! I'm still on high from the massage, willing to embrace the edible unknown.
- Evening (9:00 PM - Bedtime): Write this travelogue of pure, unadulterated truth. Reflect on the day. Decide if I'm secretly in love with Jakarta, even with its many, many flaws. Probably yes.
Day 3: Departure, Deals, & Departure
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Pack. Curse the laundry detergent I didn't bring. Contemplate how I'll get to the airport without going insane.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Last-minute shopping for souvenirs. Hopefully, finding something more interesting than a "I Heart Jakarta" t-shirt. Caffeine re-up, stat.
- Morning (11:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Check out. Say goodbye to my temporary apartment and hopefully not have any hidden fees.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Jakarta's revenge. The final, epic traffic battle. Try to stay calm. Try to breathe. Pray to Arrive At the Airport On Time.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Airport chaos. Security lines. Duty-free temptations. The usual pre-flight drama.
- Evening (6:00 PM - onward): Flight. Finally, escape from Jakarta (for now). Reflect on the trip. Promise myself that I'll return, but maybe with a better understanding of the traffic situation. And definitely another massage.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The Traffic: It's a force of nature. A living, breathing entity that consumes hours of your life and your will to live.
- The Food: Spicy, delicious, and potentially hazardous to your digestive system. A gamble worth taking.
- The People: Friendly, welcoming, and incredibly resilient, judging by how they navigate the daily chaos.
- The Apartment: Well, it's got a balcony. And a bed to sleep on. That's something. I'll give it a B-.
- My Overall Mood: A rollercoaster of exhaustion, excitement, and mild existential dread. But mostly, I'm alive?
This Isn't Just a Trip; It's an Adventure!
So there you have it: a messy, honest, and hopefully, mildly amusing itinerary for my trip to Depok. It's a loose guide, a framework for chaos, a testament to my inability to plan. Pray for me. Wish me luck. And maybe, just maybe, I'll survive. And if I do, I'll tell you all about it.
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Cinere Resort's BEST 2BR Apartment: Unbeatable Depok Luxury! - Or Is It?! My Honest FAQs (Prepare Yourself...)
Okay, let's cut the BS. Is "Unbeatable Depok Luxury" even *remotely* accurate?
Alright, look. "Luxury" in Depok is, let's face it, a *relative* term. I went in expecting, like, a gold-plated toilet brush. I didn’t get that. However, the apartment *is* genuinely nice. Think... upscale IKEA with a splash of, maybe, a touch of imported marble. The view from the balcony? Actually, pretty damn good. Especially at sunrise, when the smog hasn't fully settled in. So, "unbeatable"? Probably not. "Decent and surprisingly comfortable within Depok's parameters?" Yeah, I’d say that’s fair.
But… and this is a *big* but… remember I mentioned the balcony? One morning, I saw a monkey. A *literal* monkey. Just casually swinging from a tree outside. Luxury? Or some weird, Depok-specific wildlife encounter? I'm still undecided.
The 2BR size… Is there space to, like, *breathe* in this place or are you perpetually bumping into things?
Okay, claustrophobes, breathe easy. It's actually pretty spacious. I've seen studio apartments in Jakarta that were smaller than the *living room*. Seriously. The bedrooms are decent, not palatial, but you can actually, you know, walk around a bed without doing the awkward sidestep. And the closet space? Surprisingly ample. I overpacked, as usual, and still managed to shove everything in. (My travel companion, bless her heart, still complained, but that's a different story.)
One minor point, though. The layout is a *little*...awkward. The second bedroom, the one I ended up in, felt a bit like a converted broom closet. Still, it was better than the actual broom closet, which, I swear, I saw the cleaning staff try and cram someone in during the weekly inspection. (Just kidding...mostly.)
Okay, spill the tea on the amenities. Pool? Gym? Creepy hotel staff?
The pool? YES. And it's actually *really* nice. Clean, well-maintained, and not overcrowded. I spent a solid afternoon just floating around, pretending I was some ultra-rich Instagram influencer. (Spoiler alert: I'm not.) The gym? Also there! Didn't use it. Never do. Judging by how deserted it was, I suspect most people in Depok also avoid the gym. Maybe it's the heat? Maybe everyone's secretly a monkey that knows how to climb trees. Who knows.
The staff? Generally, pleasant. But, and this is where it gets interesting, there was one dude. A security guard. He had this *look*. Like he'd seen things. Like he knew all the secrets of Cinere, all the hidden dramas. Every time I walked past him, he’d just stare. Didn't say anything. Just stared. It was unsettling. Maybe he was bored. Maybe he was judging my swimwear choices. Or maybe… the "unbeatable luxury" was hiding something dark and mysterious. (I'm probably being dramatic.)
The kitchen… Is it a functional kitchen or just a place to look pretty? Because I *like* to cook.
Oh, the kitchen. This is where things get… complicated. It *looks* amazing Initially, super modern, gleaming appliances, the whole shebang. I got excited. I was going to make a magnificent pasta dish! A culinary *masterpiece*! Then I tried to use the oven. And it didn't work. At all.
I ended up calling the front desk, who sent up a very apologetic maintenance guy who fiddled with it for a solid hour. Eventually, he got it working... but only on one setting: "inferno." My attempt at pasta ended in a blackened, smoky disaster. So, functional? Technically, yes. Practical? Maybe not. Recommend bringing your own Hazmat suit if you plan on doing any serious cooking.
Okay, so it's not *perfect*. What's the biggest deal breaker, if any?
Hmm...biggest deal breaker... Okay, it's Depok. You are *in* Depok. Traffic is a beast. Getting anywhere, even to the closest *warung*, can take a soul-crushing amount of time, especially during "rush hour". And depending on your tolerance for the Indonesian heat, the air conditioning might not be up to your needs...I woke up once sweating. I have never sweated in my life that much, I thought I was going to dissolve.
But the real deal breaker? Maybe the monkey. It's hard to say. Sometimes, a monkey is luxury. Okay, it's not. So it's Depok, then. But hey, if you're okay with that, then Cinere Resort *is* a pretty sweet little escape from the…well, from *Depok*.
Overall, would you recommend it? Honestly!
Look, if you *need* to be in Depok for whatever reason... like, you have a family, a job, or are mysteriously compelled to live near a certain security guard... then yes! Absolutely. It's far better than the alternatives. It's comfortable, relatively quiet (except for the occasional monkey drama), and the pool is lovely. Just pack some snacks. And maybe a fire extinguisher.
But if you have a *choice*? Look, Depok isn't Bali. It's not the Maldives. It's… Depok. But if you do go, make sure you make good use of the pool!
