Phuket Paradise: 3-Person King & Single Room at Belle Cose Guesthouse!
Phuket Paradise: Belle Cose Guesthouse - My Messy, Glorious Review of the "3-Person King & Single Room" (Buckle Up!)
Okay, so Phuket. Think sun, sand, and… the relentless search for a decent hotel room that doesn't resemble a shoebox. Enter Belle Cose Guesthouse, a name that promised… well, something beautiful. And the "Phuket Paradise" room? The 3-Person King & Single? I went in cautiously optimistic, armed with my travel-sized hand sanitizer (thanks, COVID!), and ready to spill the tea. Or, more accurately, the mango smoothie.
Accessibility? A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
Now, I didn't specifically need accessible features, but I always try to be mindful of accessibility. Belle Cose, bless their hearts, seemed… trying. The main areas (reception, the pool) had ramps, which was a plus! But maneuvering around the guesthouse… well, let's just say it felt like a slightly squashed game of Tetris in places. Navigating with a wheelchair could be tricky. The lack of super-obvious, definitive statements about accessible features felt a little… vague. Need more clarity, Belle Cose!
Cleanliness and Safety? A Big, Calming Breath.
This is where Belle Cose shined. Seriously, from the moment I walked in, I could smell the… well, not chlorine, but a reassuringly clean scent. The staff were clearly on top of their game with all the COVID protocols. They had everything – hand sanitizer (everywhere!), staff in masks, daily disinfection of common areas, and the option to decline room sanitization if I wished (which I didn't, because, hey, germs). Hand sanitizer stations? Countless. Individually-wrapped food options? Check. Safe dining setup? Yep. Plus, they shouted about their hygiene certification. Made me feel like they genuinely cared, which is HUGE.
The Room: My Kingdom for an Extra Socket!
Alright, the “3-Person King & Single” room. Picture this: me, my friend, and… well, a single bed. My initial impression? "Okay, spacious-ish." Then, I saw the KING BED. Glorious. HUGE. Like, could-probably-fit-a-small-party-on-it huge. It was definitely the centerpiece of the room. Now, the single bed? Perfectly fine for… well, a single person.
Here's the REALNESS:
- The Good Stuff: The soundproofing was a lifesaver! Phuket's nightlife is… lively. But inside, it was serenity. They also had blackout curtains, which were a godsend letting you survive the scorching tropical heat. Water? Free-flowing bottled water! Bathroom had a separate shower and bathtub and was clean.
- The "Meh": I'm a technology junkie. One of the main things I look for in hotels is reliable internet. The room had both Internet access – LAN and Wi-Fi (free!). The Wi-Fi was… good. Mostly. Some days, it was a little slow, like trying to download a movie off of dial-up in the late 90s. Also, only one socket next to the bed! (Seriously, people! Phones, tablets, e-readers… the struggle is REAL!) I had to crawl to the other side of the bed just to charge my phone at night.
- The Quirky: The room had a desk… and a scale. Like, did they want me to feel guilty about the delicious pad thai I was consuming?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Delight… Mostly.
Belle Cose had a decent restaurant. A mix of Asian and international cuisine. Asian breakfast? Yes, please! Western breakfast (with a buffet!) was also available. The coffee shop? Adequate. Desserts? Tempting (and I succumbed). The poolside bar was a major draw. Who doesn't love sipping a cocktail while overlooking a gorgeous pool with a view? They had a happy hour, and the pool side service. Seriously, they made a killer margarita. The price was decent, and the atmosphere was great.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax… Oh, My Achy Breaky Back!
The pool was beautiful. Seriously, stunning. A true escape from the heat. I felt like I was in a magazine. But… I also wanted more. They had a small gym/fitness center. I peeked in, but I was far too lazy to actually use it, but you can relax at the spa/sauna! The spa/sauna offers body scrubs and body wraps. No foot bath! I was disappointed. They did offer massage, and you could get a massage at the pool as well.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras Matter.
The staff! The staff were wonderful. Super friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to care. They had a concierge service (hello, restaurant recommendations!), daily housekeeping, and laundry service. Also, safe deposit boxes! A convenience store on-site (for those late-night snack attacks). Plus, the hotel offers car park at no extra charge, car power charging station, and valet parking.
For the Kids (and Me):
I didn't have kids with me, but they seemed family-friendly. I saw other kids splashing gleefully in the pool and the hotel offered baby-sitting service, kids meal.
My Random, Unfiltered Takeaway:
Belle Cose is a solid choice. It’s not perfect. It's got its quirks. The Wi-Fi could be better. The socket situation is… a tragedy. But it's clean. It's safe. The staff are lovely. The pool is divine. And the king bed? Oh, that king bed. It nearly makes up for everything. I would totally go back. (And this time, I'm bringing an extension cord.)
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Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars! Would recommend (with a power strip recommendation).
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Alright, strap yourselves in, because this ain't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is a real trip to Phuket, with me, my perpetually-hungry sister, and our zen-master of a friend, Sarah (who's probably going to be the only one who actually achieves inner peace). We're in Belle Cose Guesthouse, King and Single room, three of us. Pray for us.
Phuket: The Belle Cose Blues (and Hopefully Some Sunscreen)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Thai Food Fiasco (aka, Jet Lag is a Bitch)
- Morning (or what passes for it after a red-eye and the existential dread of budget airlines): Landed at Phuket International. Airport chaos. Always. Found our way through the throngs with varying levels of grace (I tripped over a suitcase – classic). Grabbed a taxi, which promptly turned into a white-knuckle rollercoaster ride piloted by a man who seemed to think the road was a suggestion.
- Afternoon: Belle Cose. Cute. Small, but cute. King bed is actually two twin beds shoved together. Excellent. Sister immediately claimed the single, leaving Sarah and I to navigate the bed-sharing arrangement. Fingers crossed we don't wake up spooning. Unpacked. Swallowed a few anti-jet lag pills which did literally nothing except make me feel like I needed a nap.
- The Great Food Fiasco Begins: We ventured out, armed with a thirst for authentic Thai. Found a little restaurant smelling of the sea and fresh spices that looked idyllic. Ordered… well, who knows what we ordered. The menus were in fluent Thai with the occasional English word. I pointed at what looked vaguely like noodles. Sister went for the "Spicy Chicken Volcano." Sarah, wisely, ordered plain rice and fruit.
- The Reality: My noodles arrived, anemic looking, and tasted of… vaguely sadness. Sister’s Volcano erupted volcanic levels of spice. Tears were shed. Sarah, smugly enjoying her papayas, looked serene while we struggled to find the "un-spicy" part of the menu.
- Emotional Breakdown: I swear, the spice hit me so hard, I began questioning my life choices. Why did I think spicy food was fun? Why didn't I learn more than "Sawasdee" before coming here? Why am I wearing a swimsuit under my clothes?
- Evening: Collapsed. Watched a blurry movie on the TV, vaguely aware of mosquitos plotting our demise. Finally, sleep.
Day 2: Beach Bumming and the Great Sunburn Scare (aka, Aloe Vera is My New Best Friend)
- Morning: Woke up. Feeling slightly less like a zombie. Sun! Hurrah! Off to Patong Beach. Beautiful, yes. Overrun with people trying to sell you things, also yes.
- Beach Chronicles: I got sand everywhere. Sarah, as planned, found her happy place and spent the morning meditating on the waves. My sister became obsessed with the "jet skis" (a slightly concerning name for them) and talked about nothing else. I got incredibly burnt.
- Afternoon: The Great Sunburn Scare. I looked like a lobster dipped in fire. Aloe vera. Glorious, green, cooling aloe vera. Applied so much, that I was essentially a walking, talking, aloe-wrapped burrito for the next 24 hours.
- Evening: Finding relief from the sun, we walked to a beach hut restaurant and the food was better this time! We ate all the local seafood and drank cocktails. After dinner we went back to the hotel and spent the night relaxing.
Day 3: Temple Trekking and the Great Monkey Encounter (aka, Those Little Bitches Stole My Sunglasses)
- Morning: Big Buddha here we come! It's… big. Impressive. Beautiful views. We also explored Wat Chalong, a famous temple. I'm not religious, but it was undeniably beautiful.
- The Great Monkey Encounter: We stopped at a viewpoint, hoping to snap some pictures. No. A horde of actual monkeys. They were adorable. They were also tiny, furry, kleptomaniacs. I made eye contact with one, which was a mistake. They are very smart! They snatched my sunglasses instantly. My sister screamed. Sarah laughed. I, of course, was on the floor, mortified. After ten minutes of trying to bribe them with a mango, I lost my sunglasses to the monkey gods. They are probably wearing them right now.
- Afternoon: Bought new sunglasses. Swore off monkeys forever (probably).
- Evening: Food again. This time, an actual cooking class! We failed to make decent Pad Thai until the very end. It was fun, though. We ended the day with some beers and stories.
Day 4: Phi Phi Island (and the Sea of Disappointment)
- Morning: Ferry to Phi Phi Island! It looked amazing in the pictures.
- Afternoon: The Sea of Disappointment: It turned out that Phi Phi Island had a lot of beauty to offer, but it was crowded. We spent the day attempting to navigate the throngs of tourists, the water was lovely, but the beach was full of people.
- Evening: Back on the ferry. Got some food and went back to the hotel.
Day 5: Relaxation and Departure (aka, I Need Another Vacation)
- Morning: A massage! Bliss! Seriously, if there's one thing you should do in Thailand, it's get a massage. Best money I’ve ever spent.
- Afternoon: Packing. Sigh. This is a sign. Time to go home and recover from my vacation.
- Evening: Last dinner. Said goodbye to the island with a final, long, look at the sunset.
- Late Night: The airport. The long flight home. The bittersweet feeling of being done with Phuket and the already beginning plans for the next adventure.
Final Thoughts:
Phuket was… an experience. Full of sun, spice, monkeys, and chaos. Would I go back? Probably. I'm pretty sure I left a piece of my soul there. Or maybe just my sunglasses. Either way, it was a trip I won’t soon forget.
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Phuket Paradise: Belle Cose + 3-Person King & Single Room - Let's Get Real! (FAQ-ish)
Okay, Belle Cose... Is it actually paradise? 'Cause the name...
Alright, alright, let's get this straight. Paradise? Well, that depends on what you consider paradise. Belle Cose is REALLY nice, I tell you that much. It's tucked away enough to feel somewhat secluded, definitely NOT in the screaming-loud heart of Patong (thank the heavens!). The pool is lovely, I'll give you that. I had a *moment* by the pool. Picture this: I'd spent the morning haggling with a Tuk-Tuk driver (that deserved its own section, trust me), scorched by the sun, feeling like I'd aged ten years in one hour. Then, BLISS. Cool water, a cold Chang beer (essential!), and that little afternoon nap... Forget the name, the pool *felt* like heaven. Paradise adjacent? Yeah, I'll go with that. Just don't expect actual angels with harps. Expect maybe a slightly sunburned, slightly grumpy, but ultimately happy you.
That 3-Person Room. King & Single, you say? Spacious enough? Was the bed REALLY a king?
This is where things get... interesting. 'King' is a relative term, isn't it? Like, in Thailand in general. I'm a big guy, so the King bed was *snug*. Let's just say I got intimately acquainted with the person next to me, without them being *that* close. Actually, I booked for the next 2 weeks. It turned out one of my friends was a snorer! Let me tell you all about that. On the first night, I thought a motorcycle was driving through the room. Like, full throttle. Turns out? Snore-zilla. The single bed? Perfect for a teenager to spend it. Spacious? Well, it's what you'd expect for the price, maybe. More importantly, did it *work*? Yes. Did we survive? Also yes. Were there moments of needing extra room? Absolutely. Did we all get to sleep? Yes. More or less.
What about the location? Is it easy to get to the beach, restaurants, etc.? Or am I stuck in some jungle somewhere?
Okay, location, location, location! Belle Cose is in a sweet spot. Not *right* on the beach (you're not going to roll out of bed and onto the sand), but a manageable walk / short tuk-tuk ride away. Beaches? Plenty. Restaurants? Loads. I had the *best* Pad Thai from a little street vendor... seriously, I dream about that Pad Thai still. Find it! The 'jungle' part is accurate-ish. It's a little quieter than central Patong, more... authentic, if you know what I mean. Expect to hear the sounds of nature... maybe a few things you *don't* want to hear at 3 AM. But the main thing is, it's easy enough to get into the thick of things, but you can come back to Belle Cose and have some actual peace and quiet. Well, until Snore-zilla kicks back in.
The pool scene... Worth the hype? Or just another pool with chlorine?
Alright, so the pool. We touched on this before. Let me elaborate, because I'm still dreaming of it. Okay the water was clean the bottom was smooth, and I don't think it was just a visual thing... It looked refreshing, felt refreshing, and *was* refreshing. And believe me, after a day of battling the humidity and the sun, it was a life-saver. The sunbeds were comfortable, but good luck getting one. I was so excited to get in the water. I jumped in... and I stayed in it for a good 25 minutes. No one bothered me and I got to do a lot of great thinking while I floated around. The chlorine smell? Barely noticeable, which is a HUGE win in my book. It was a truly blissful experience.
Help! I'm terrified of bugs! Will I be eaten alive?!
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, the mosquito in the room. Welcome to Thailand! You *will* encounter bugs. It's inevitable. Belle Cose is pretty good about pest control (I saw them spraying). I didn’t get eaten alive, but I packed a serious amount of mosquito repellent. Take some with you! I recommend bringing a net, so sleep with it.
Belle Cose... Does the staff speak English and were they helpful?
Mostly. This isn't the Ritz, alright? But the staff at Belle Cose are lovely, they tried their best, and I'm going to say that they were more than helpful! There was a small language barrier at times, but no serious problems. They were always polite and quick to try and help and they always had a smile and a good morning. Which, let's be honest, sometimes that's more than you need from strangers. The most important thing is how they treat guests, and they were all great at that!
Would you recommend Belle Cose? If you could go back, would you?
Here's the deal. If you’re heading to Phuket on a budget, and don’t mind a few minor imperfections (and possibly sharing your bed with the resident snorer), Belle Cose is definitely worth it. It's comfortable, well-located, with a lovely pool, and the staff are great. It's not perfect, but it's honest, and it’ll make you happy. Would I go back? Absolutely! I mean, I'd need to find a different room, and maybe invest in some serious earplugs. But yes. Give me that beer by that pool again, any day of the week! And the Pad Thai... oh, the Pad Thai...
