Saginaw's BEST Sheraton? 4-Star Luxury Awaits! (MI)
Saginaw's BEST Sheraton? Buckle Up, Buttercup! (MI) - A Hotel Review, or a Rant? Maybe Both.
Okay, alright. So, they bill this joint as a "4-Star Luxury Awaits!" in Saginaw, Michigan. And let me tell you, I went in with my expectations… slightly skeptical. I've stayed in enough "luxury" hotels to know that often it's just code for "slightly less budget-friendly." But hey! Saginaw! Who knows? Maybe this place would surprise me. Let's dive in, shall we? And by dive, I mean, prepare for a rambling, unfiltered, and probably opinionated journey. Consider yourselves warned.
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(Rant incoming in 3… 2… 1…)
Accessibility - The First Hurdle (and not the last, let's be real)
First thing's first: accessibility. They claim to be on it. Wheelchair accessible, check. Elevator, double-check. But, sigh. I always feel a bit like I'm reviewing a restaurant and the first thing they offer is "We have a ramp!" like, duh. Yes, there are Facilities for disabled guests. But still, I’m always a little hesitant. It’s like, "Are you truly accessible, or just… legally compliant?" Need to see the actual execution of that. I didn’t personally test it, but the presence is a good, crucial starting point.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges (and My Inner Food Critic Awakens)
Okay, this is where things got… interesting. They had several options. Restaurants, bar, coffee shop, etc. All technically "on-site." Now, let's talk about the Asian breakfast. I ordered it. I really did. I was curious. Let’s just say it wasn't exactly authentic. I've had better instant ramen at 3 AM. The Western breakfast, buffet-style, was… well, it was a hotel buffet. Let's leave it at that. The Poolside bar was fun in theory, I did not partake… because Michigan weather, let’s just say it was a bit too “chill.” This is a bummer, because I love a good poolside cocktail. Room service [24-hour]? Lifesaver. Honestly, they were quick. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was actually decent. The rest? shrugs. Not a culinary masterpiece. BUT, the important thing is that there were options. That’s key in a hotel.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Reign of the Sanitizer Gods
Alright, let's talk COVID era. They were obsessed with cleanliness. Which, honestly? Good. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere you looked. Staff trained in safety protocol? Probably. They definitely seemed like they knew the drill. I saw things like Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. They had the whole deal: Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter (more like 6 feet, but who’s counting?). I didn’t opt for Room sanitization opt-out available (because… DUH). Honestly, it all made me feel pretty safe. They even had a Doctor/nurse on call (although, thank God, I didn’t need them). And the First aid kit? Always a good sign. They were clearly taking this seriously. Kudos.
Internet Access: The Eternal Struggle
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN, and the usual suspects. The Wi-Fi was, thankfully, fairly reliable. Let's face it, in this day and age, terrible Wi-Fi is a hotel sin. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also functional, as far as I could tell, but I honestly spent most of my time in my room.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax - Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Nightmares
Okay, let's get to the good stuff… the spa. They had the usual suspects: Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage. Oh, and the Swimming pool, both Swimming pool [outdoor] (as mentioned, Michigan weather, so, maybe not), and, crucially, the Pool with view. And a Gym/fitness.
I planned a spa day. In my mind, it went like this: I'd float in the Swimming pool, get a Body wrap, a Foot bath, and generally emerge, a reborn goddess. The reality? My spa day didn’t exactly go to plan. The pool was… okay. Nothing spectacular. The Fitness center, however… was something else. It was small, mostly filled with ancient equipment, and felt like a forgotten corner of the hotel. I bravely tried the treadmill, which promptly tried to throw me off. Lesson learned: stick to the spa treatments.
The saving grace? The Massage. It was actually pretty darn fantastic. Worth the price. I walked out feeling like a new person. Now that was what I came for. Still, the rest of the relaxation offerings were… middling.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - A Culinary Adventure (Or Not)
We've touched on the breakfast situation. Beyond that? Bar – a good staple. Coffee shop – decent for a quick caffeine fix. The Restaurant options felt… okay. Not amazing, but not terrible. The Desserts in restaurant were appealing, which I consider a MUST. The Snack bar was a welcome convenience – because, let's face it, everyone needs a late-night bag of chips sometimes. Room service [24-hour] came through in a pinch. There isn't much more to say about this.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things (That Add Up!)
They had all the usual suspects: Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, and Laundry. I appreciated the Cash withdrawal option. Plus the Elevator. The Convenience store was a lifesaver for forgotten travel essentials. There was a Gift/souvenir shop … full of the usual tourist fodder. The Luggage storage was helpful. Doorman, Dry cleaning, Ironing service, all very standard, all very welcome. And of course, the Safety deposit boxes – because you always use them.
For the Kids - Babysitting, Bless Their Hearts
They had options for the wee ones, including Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, all of these, in theory, great.
Access - The Nuts and Bolts of Getting In and Out
Standard: CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express, private], and a Front desk [24-hour]. Security [24-hour], too. The exterior seemed pretty safe.
Available in all rooms - What You're Actually Paying For
This is where the quality really shines. I'm not going to skip anything here, because this is the bread and butter: Air conditioning, absolutely critical. Alarm clock always needed. Bathrobes? A nice touch. Blackout curtains? YES. Closet - duh, right? Coffee/tea maker, essential, though the coffee itself was lukewarm. Complimentary tea - okay, I guess. Desk, yes, a must. Extra long bed? A blessing. Free bottled water - yay. Hair dryer, check. High floor? I requested it - and got it! In-room safe box, used. Internet access – wireless, already mentioned. Ironing facilities, okay. Laptop workspace - checked. Linens - soft and clean. Mini bar - always tempting. Non-smoking, thankfully. On-demand movies, used once, and they were overpriced. Private bathroom, yup. Reading light - perfect. Refrigerator - convenient. Satellite/cable channels - lots of choices. Scale - for the truly masochistic. Seating area - YES. Separate shower/bathtub - LUXURY! Slippers - nice touch. Smoke detector – always. Socket near the bed - a necessity. Sofa - appreciated. Soundproofing - thankfully, it worked. Telephone, old school. Toiletries, standard. Towels,
Budapest's Bohemian Rhapsody: The Art Hotel That Will Steal Your Heart
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because if you think a trip to Saginaw, Michigan, is gonna be smooth sailing, well, you're in for a rude awakening. But a great one, I'm telling you. My itinerary for the hallowed halls of the Four Points by Sheraton Saginaw is less "polished brochure" and more "drunken diary of delightful disaster." Let's dive in, shall we?
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in the Lobby
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at MBS International Airport (or, as I'm affectionately calling it, "Mid-Michigan's Magical Portal…that sometimes takes too long). The flight was fine, except for the guy in 22B who kept clipping his fingernails. People, SERIOUSLY. Is there no decorum anymore?
- 1:45 PM: Taxi to the Four Points. Praying to whatever deity will listen that the driver doesn't spend the entire ride complaining about the price of gas. (Narrator: He did. And it was glorious. I learned a lot about the local economy.)
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. Immediately confronted with the harsh reality of my existence. Hotel lobbies always give me that feeling, you know? Like, "This is where I'm supposed to relax? While everyone else is on their way to the real fun?" The front desk guy, bless his heart, seemed to understand. He gave me a room key and a knowing look, like, "Yep, you're one of us. Welcome."
- 2:30 PM: Room…is… adequate. The view is, uh, of a parking lot. Okay. Let's not dwell. The bed looks comfy. That's the important thing. Unpack and immediately start to regret not wearing a comfy pants.
- 3:00 PM: The real start! I order a room service burger and stare out the window, contemplating the vastness of the universe and whether anyone in this hotel has ever had a truly good day. The burger arrives. It's… surprisingly good. Okay, Saginaw, maybe you're not so bad after all.
- 4:00 PM: I decide to try the hotel gym. Wish me luck. I have not exercised in months. This could go horribly wrong.
- 5:00 PM: I emerge defeated and sweat-drenched from the gym, feeling like a toddler who just climbed the Empire State Building. I did one push-up. Success!
- 6:00 PM: Shower. Finally starting to feel like a human being again.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. I'm torn between chicken and fries. The struggle is real, people. I opt for the safe bet: chicken.
- 8:00 PM: The restaurant is mostly empty. It's strangely relaxing. The chicken is bland but adequate. I am not here for Michelin stars. I'm here for the adventure.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the room to watch some TV. Trying to find a good show. I flip through channels. Maybe that will make any of this better.
- 10:00 PM: Lights out! Or, at least, I attempt lights out. Because my brain is a goddamn trampoline, and I'm wide awake analyzing every single life choice that brought me to a hotel in Saginaw, Michigan.
Day 2: Saginaw Shenanigans and a Deep Dive into… Cheese?
- 8:00 AM: Wake up late! Whoops. The comfy pants are not enough. Coffee is a must.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. It's the usual: rubbery eggs, questionable sausage, and perfectly acceptable (yet also bland) toast. Fueling up for the day's adventures! Or at least, the day's mildly interesting experiences.
- 9:30 AM: Head out to… checks notes… the Japanese Cultural Center and Tea House. Okay, this is unexpected. And actually…. pretty beautiful. I'm not a big "culture" person, usually, but the gardens are genuinely peaceful. I even manage to sip my tea without spilling it all over myself. Victory!
- 11:00 AM: Time to conquer a small area of city: The Shiawassee River. Walking. I'm surprised just how nice is the area!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Ok, I am not sure the restaurant will be a good pick. But oh well.
- 1:00 PM: Oh, the cheese. Oh, the cheese. I'm going to go see the Saginaw Children's Zoo.
- 2:00 PM: I'm still so happy about cheese that I'm not sure what to do with myself. So I can't focus. I need another cheeseburger.
- 3:00 PM: Nap.
- 4:00 PM: I'm actually going to go back to the hotel. I should be more productive, but I don't want to be.
- 5:00 PM: I'm now at the gym. It's empty, which is what I should like. I do a push-up and call it a day.
- 6:00 PM: The hotel restaurant again. It's the logical thing.
- 8:00 PM: I decide to be adventurous and got out of the hotel again. This time, I think I'm going to the Dow Event Center.
- 9:00 PM: I am so back at the hotel, and I'm exhausted. My mind feels blank, like a canvas ready for painting.
- 10:00 PM: Lights out.
Day 3: Departure & The Bitterweet Goodbye
- 8:00 AM: The final breakfast. The eggs are still rubbery. The sausage still questionable. But, strangely, I'm going to miss it.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. The front desk guy is the same one from day one. He says, "See you next time?" And for the first time on this trip, I don't immediately feel the urge to run screaming into the street.
- 9:30 AM: Taxi to the airport. "This is a long trip," I tell the driver. "I have to tell you, I would rather be at home."
- 10:00 AM: Security. Airport food. The familiar, soul-crushing routine.
- 1:00 PM: Boarding. I find a small, peaceful place to sit. Is that… a smile creeping across my face?
- 1:30 PM: Take off. Goodbye, Saginaw. You were… an experience. A quirky, imperfect, sometimes disappointing, sometimes surprisingly delightful experience. And you know what? I wouldn't trade it for anything.
So there you have it, folks. My Saginaw adventure. It wasn't perfect. It wasn't glamorous. But it was real. And maybe, just maybe, that's the best kind of travel there is.
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